英语笑话大全

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. (As he'd had a bad time in divorce co...

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left...

Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late.The one who's been waiting asks his partner: "What kep...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergen...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer'...

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," s...

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul.Both graduated magna cum laude fro...

Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.&quo...

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.““What do you...