英文笑话大全

Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husban...

The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't ...

For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior （武士，战士）dining room, he pointed at a cauldron (大锅)sa...

The swimsuit posed （提出，摆姿势）on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Isla...

Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的，令人反感的) thing have you done i...

A senile （衰老的）actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : How ol...

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had secretly arrange...

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After ...

When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned....

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴...