英文笑话大全

No CavitiesA smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surpr...

It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. Th...

Things Have Been OkayA young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the...

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty....

Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if tha...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate t...

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father di...

A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her ...

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic（算术） , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One ...