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Asking for a RaiseAt the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considerin...

A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate ...

HIS FAULT Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked....

TELEMARKETER I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. Good evening, he said, may I...

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit ...

My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her...

A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefc...

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay. I' m a great salesman. Harry told himself. I can sell any...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those wo...

The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ? I have told you. said t...