英文笑话大全

Visual Training The squad（班，小队） were having "visual training". One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men compo...

SunsetFather: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset lik...

What is a traitor? Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who leaves o...

What's wrong with your horse?After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50...

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? th...

One real manThe ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the male...

Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past t...

Doctor Swift and the boyA wealthy old lady who lived near Dr. Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. Dr. Swift took her presents...

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the fri...

The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem."Do you think I should s...