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MONEY AND FRIENDS A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends....

Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight. Frie...

I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him: There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you g...

John D．Rocke feller， the wellkn own millionaire，gave away millions， but he himself was very mean about small sums of money． One day he went to stay at...

As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a ...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, Mommy, what's puberty? My wife was rushed at the moment, so she s...

It depends Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That dependson how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ag...

Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything import...

1.Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I k...

I Caught Every Step Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and d...