英文笑话大全

Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you ...

Something Really CheapAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？”he ask...

The formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday yo...

Excuse for Speeding 　 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" th...

Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!...

I didn't know that I was so farA big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about ev...

Senior ClassDuring the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. De...

Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their lug...

I'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said,...

The Mean Man's Party The notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment...