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A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They neve...

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly ...

Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come an...

My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they a...

The thief and the judgeIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" h...

Feel Unhappy.心里难受Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?Father: Of cause, it is.Son: Fine, now I am feeling so b...

Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I ac...

4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬，争抢) for toys. His mum told him: “ You are older brother because you’re older than your (cousin) sister. ...

What are the Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for...

A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too mascu...