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Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the ce...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that ...

The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what...

Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shop...

I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work...

Your Coat Is on FireThe master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything importa...

A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate ...

Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his gard...

The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them...

The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to b...