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Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.He usually went to the seaside, but one year he sa...

Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I batt...

Daddy, can I learn to play the violin? young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. You cost me...

A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to he...

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pat had seen babies...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. FBI总部的电话响了。 "Hello, is this the FBI?" “你好，是FBI吗?” "Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice r...

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied, no, I am teaching History....

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those wo...

A teacher said to her class： Who was the first man？ George Washington，a little boy shouted promptly． How do you make out that George Washington was th...

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of chees...