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Imitate BirdsA man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer. Imitate birds, the man said. Are you kidding? answered the...

Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday nig...

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor...

Three WhistlesI promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low w...

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was...

THE FIRST TIME Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too....

West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met ...

Wait a Minute Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins ...

A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now r...

Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands....