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The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat to...

AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at...

Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the c...

　 Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hoo...

EXPENSIVE ADVICE The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you thin...

Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. ...

As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found ...

GOOD ADVICE The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. Here, said the doctor, follow thi...

Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my...

　Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets ...