英文笑话大全

A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him...

Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor...

Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, Whe...

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went o...

Make your fortune How did you make your fortune? I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience. How did that help? Now ...

Saving Lives At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly co...

Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 year...

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cos...

A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?...

I Hope So Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing gir...