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I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, Hey, Marion, come and look at this...

Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to ...

A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-wi...

A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and...

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water?Sure. That's easy, said one man.What is it?H, I,...

A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to...

A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that ...

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. T...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were s...

A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to ...