英文笑话大全

When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last ...

Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much d...

An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, ...

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your s...

Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wi...

At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He c...

A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn't raining.A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没...

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I jus...

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think...

Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When sh...