英文笑话大全

慎重许愿Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During th...

A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a n...

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he th...

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not ta...

The Problem of Two FloundersSimon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day whe...

Class, Lass and AssProfessor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Profes...

Lifetime WarrantyAfter burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffi...

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wal...

A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper ...

The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what...