英文笑话大全

Bat ProblemThree pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with b...

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft（...

The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集会，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fro...

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, peo...

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in m...

The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集合，聚会） always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fro...

It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it.'Hello, who's that?' she asked.'It's me--Pete...

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After ...

A little boy bustled（喧闹，忙乱） into a grocery one day with a memorandum（便笺） in his hand.″Hello, Mr. Smith,″He said, ″I want thirteen po...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even thoug...