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Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions,&quo...

Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar...

I'm not having it all cut off 　没把头发全剪掉啊 Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against th...

Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They ba...

What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with hi...

A burglarA man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your cha...

You're Not Going to Make it Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to mee...

A Life for a Life 以The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story...

What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer offi...

An Adult DecisionThe year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argue...