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A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room."Put out your tongue," the doctor said.The man put out his tongue and the docto...

林肯过生日 Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened i...

She'd rather buy a giftWhile on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said...

Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the...

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinte...

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys t...

The ability of the KangarooThe zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was foun...

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers...

After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰...

fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies....