英文笑话大全

As soon as you wake up, you're firedOur co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found h...

The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading ...

something Really CheapAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume？”he asked th...

I hung him up to dryJim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly ...

The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to b...

Excuse for Speeding 　 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" th...

No CavitiesA smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surpr...

The chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Ye...

Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!...

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Satu...