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How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane ...

Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 　During the ...

Teacher & StudentIn class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jac...

The cost of marriageA little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't k...

Bring Me a Glass of Milk At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husba...

Domestic shame should not be publishedTeacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even...

The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them...

So Hospitable the boy is!The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left...

How could anyone stoop so low?Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't da...

Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upsid...