英文笑话大全

Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before.Helen said, How about the kitchen?”杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去...

Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆...

A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.一个有六个孩子...

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congrat...

Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald（光秃的） , he decided to cover his b...

3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient（顺从的） angel.St. Peter asked ...

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer（击剑者） took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cu...

This bloke（小子，家伙） is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking andathl...

How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Ro...

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!...