英文笑话大全

Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was inprison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his gard...

Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for drivin...

As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patien...

Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he c...

Comparison Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son’s report card）. So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highes...

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? th...

The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they...

My RoommateMy roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him s...

The Big Baby "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well.""Then y...

On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another ...