英语笑话:Don't argue with the children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." |