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Three pastors Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with ba...

It's His Fault 　 Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm g...

The Choice of WordOne day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain.&qu...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a ...

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that ...

Never Mind 　 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the br...

A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting be...

A smart housewife A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very ex...

A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to ...