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Cat jokes 04
2023-12-05Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's ...
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Cat jokes 03
2023-12-05Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a ...
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Cat jokes 02
2023-12-05Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that do...
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Cat jokes 01
2023-12-05Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!Q: How do you know that...
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Bird jokes 05
2023-12-05Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude ...
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Bird jokes 04
2023-12-05Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their t...
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Bird jokes 03
2023-12-05Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber...
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Bird jokes 02
2023-12-05Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another...
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Bird jokes 01
2023-12-05Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing op...
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Bee jokes 05
2023-12-05Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: Wha...