英语笑话大全

  • Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don't worry it's just a chain reaction! Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a beeBuzz off can't yo...

  • Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Tyrone!Tyrone who?Tyrone shoelaces!Knock KnockWho's there?Tyson!Tyson who?Tyson of this on for size!Knock KnockWho'...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Turkey!Turkey who?Turkey, open door!Knock KnockWho's there?Turnip!Turnip who?Turnip the heat it's cold in here!Knoc...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Tripoli!Tripoli who?Tripoli play!Knock KnockWho's there?Tsongas!Tsongas who?Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Kno...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Toothy!Toothy who?Toothy the day after Monday!Knock KnockWho's there?Torch!Torch who?Torch you'd never ask!Knock Kn...

  • Knock knock.Who's there?Tis.Tis who?Tis who is good to blow your nose with.Knock KnockWho's there?Toast!Toast who?Toast where the days!Knock K...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Thumb!Thumb who?Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!Knock KnockWho's there?Thumpin!Thumping who?Thumping green and...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Theresa!Theresa who?Theresa fly in my soup!Knock KnockWho's there?Therese!Therese who?Therese many a slip twixt the cup...

  • Knock KnockWho's there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!Knock KnockWho's there?Thea!Thea who?Thea later, alligator!...