英语笑话大全

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don't worry it's just a chain reaction! Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a beeBuzz off can't yo...

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tyrone!Tyrone who?Tyrone shoelaces!Knock KnockWho's there?Tyson!Tyson who?Tyson of this on for size!Knock KnockWho'...

Knock KnockWho's there?Turkey!Turkey who?Turkey, open door!Knock KnockWho's there?Turnip!Turnip who?Turnip the heat it's cold in here!Knoc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tripoli!Tripoli who?Tripoli play!Knock KnockWho's there?Tsongas!Tsongas who?Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Kno...

Knock KnockWho's there?Toothy!Toothy who?Toothy the day after Monday!Knock KnockWho's there?Torch!Torch who?Torch you'd never ask!Knock Kn...

Knock knock.Who's there?Tis.Tis who?Tis who is good to blow your nose with.Knock KnockWho's there?Toast!Toast who?Toast where the days!Knock K...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thumb!Thumb who?Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!Knock KnockWho's there?Thumpin!Thumping who?Thumping green and...

Knock KnockWho's there?Theresa!Theresa who?Theresa fly in my soup!Knock KnockWho's there?Therese!Therese who?Therese many a slip twixt the cup...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!Knock KnockWho's there?Thea!Thea who?Thea later, alligator!...