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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!Sit! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?Well, I ouldn't start ...

Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber bandWhy don't you stretch yo...

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoid...

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! Do...

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there! Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a penWell...

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?You have...

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex! Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don&#...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfort...

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!What sister? Do...

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.So why did you come around then?Well, I saw this light at the window...! Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in t...