Bird jokes 04
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Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? A: Tweetie Pie! Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up? A: Jail-birds! Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot? A: Plant bird seed! Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken? A: Because they're both full of stuffing! Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek? A: Fowl play! Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? A: They quack up! |
