Bird jokes 05
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Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message! Q: What do you call a very rude bird? A: A mockingbird! Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe! Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? A: With it's sparrowchute! Q: What is green and pecks on trees? A: Woody Wood Pickle! Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot! Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot? A: A Macaw! Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground? A: A mynah bird! Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A great walkie-talkie! |
