Cat jokes 01
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Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? A: He has cat-arrh! Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee! Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? A: They never cry over spilt milk! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla? A: An animal that puts you out a night! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A: A stripey jumper! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A: A sourpuss! Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army? A: They both wear stripes! |
