Cat jokes 02
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? A: She's got that down in the mouth look! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary? A: A peeping tom! Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas? A: Because he has sandy claws! Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: 'Pleased to eat you.'! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite! Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding? A: Chocolate mousse! |
