Bird jokes 02
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Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What bird tastes just like butter? A: A stork! Q: What's another name for a clever duck? A: A wise quacker! Q: Which bird is always out of breath? A: A puffin! Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances? A: Three swallows! Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast! Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk you ear off! Q: What do you call a crate of ducks? A: A box of quackers! |
