英语笑话大全

Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. But Mother,...

Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar...

Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telepho...

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Satu...

Dinner's readyMy cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with ...

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses a...

Its part of the gameMother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he do...

To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. "I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother. But o...

So hospitable the boy isThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left ...

Fried chickenIn class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack? Jack ...