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There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. Since it was quite hot and he was thir...

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked a little boy about his family trip."We visited my grandmother in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," he...

Uncle Jon was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old Great Nephew, James, standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking ...

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!""He threw a rock at me!...

A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit.In an effort to break ...

I am a Kindergarten teacher at our church's small private school. My seven year old son also attends there.One morning during the first week of sc...

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and ...

"Sally, can you spell 'water' for me?" the teacher asked."H I J K L M N O," answered Sally promptly.Her teacher look puzzl...

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!...

TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile?"STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked m...