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I is...
2023-12-05TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I“.ELLEN: I is...TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, “I am“.ELLEN: All right... “I am the ninth letter...
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Nature lesson
2023-12-05The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food f...
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Advice from Children
2023-12-05No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.If your sister hits you, do...
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George Washington
2023-12-05TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't ...
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Teenagers
2023-12-05A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before br...
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Grace before eating
2023-12-05TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook....
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Writing in the dark
2023-12-05CHILD: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?CHILD: Your name on this report card....
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Science answers
2023-12-05Answers to Questions on Science TestsBy 5th and 6th graders:The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the b...
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Dog with a hurt paw
2023-12-05A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk."What are they doing, Grandma?" ask...
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Baby brother
2023-12-05A couple took their granddaughter to the hospital to visit her mommy and new baby brother. She was fascinated as she touched his tiny fingers and toes...