英语笑话大全

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I“.ELLEN: I is...TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, “I am“.ELLEN: All right... “I am the ninth letter...

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food f...

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.If your sister hits you, do...

TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't ...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before br...

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook....

CHILD: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?CHILD: Your name on this report card....

Answers to Questions on Science TestsBy 5th and 6th graders:The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the b...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk."What are they doing, Grandma?" ask...

A couple took their granddaughter to the hospital to visit her mommy and new baby brother. She was fascinated as she touched his tiny fingers and toes...