英语笑话大全

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that th...

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year ...

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers. Finally he got around to the ...

The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys.“No,“ her mother replied, “the boys are much too rough for you to play...

Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine."How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec."I'm not going to ...

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She sai...

When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nea...

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?Kids don't eat broccoli....

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and h...

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worri...