英语笑话大全

  • History of Phones

    2023-12-05

    German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that...

  • Snake Bite

    2023-12-05

    Two brothers go camping. Billy is wearing his FAVORITE shirt in the whole world!Suddenly, Philip gets bit by a poisonous snake.Billy calls the doctor....

  • Fire Hydrant

    2023-12-05

    If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?K9P....

  • A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students ...

  • Sherlock Homes

    2023-12-05

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.Some hour...

  • Intelligence

    2023-12-05

    Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up...

  • Band Stand

    2023-12-05

    Q. How do you make a bandstand?A. Take away their chairs!...

  • Knock Knock

    2023-12-05

    Who's There?LettuceLettuce who?Lettuce in, its cold outside!...

  • Worm jokes 03

    2023-12-05

    What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?B...

  • Worm jokes 02

    2023-12-05

    What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?!What do you get...