英语笑话大全

  • Concussion

    2023-12-05

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he ...

  • Hugging and kissing

    2023-12-05

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, ...

  • Wrinkled face

    2023-12-05

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "...

  • Childproof cap

    2023-12-05

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained i...

  • Pierced ears

    2023-12-05

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.“Does the hole go all the way through?““Yes.““Did i...

  • Hamburgers

    2023-12-05

    I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening for a “guy night“.As we were eating our hamburgers, Jacob asked “Daddy, ...

  • Child birth

    2023-12-05

    Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked K...

  • Where am I from?

    2023-12-05

    "Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked.It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into th...

  • Only child

    2023-12-05

    "Mom, my teacher asked me today if I had any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.""That's nice of her to take such an ...

  • Israel's border

    2023-12-05

    More rockets were fired into Israel today. Israel responded by bombing more targets inside Lebanon. Now there's talk the U.S. might send some troo...