英语笑话大全

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blo...

A little boy wasn't getting good grades in school. One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "I don't w...

It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of...

A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things."Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his h...

A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes it...

A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would yo...

A little farmboy comes in late for school. The teacher asks why he's late. The farmboy replies, “I had to take the family cow over to the neighbou...

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked...

A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscula...