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Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I ac...

4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬，争抢) for toys. His mum told him: You are older brother because you’re older than your (cousin) sis...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,...

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,&...

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room."A football player,&q...

A young girl was told she needed an X-ray. She went in and seemed especially nervous.When she came out of the X-ray room, she told her mother, "T...

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home pho...

Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a neighbor's house. The little girl stood on her tiptoes and just able to reach the ...

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp.He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbre...

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, a young girl said unhappily, “Mom, do you realize some poor animal suffered so you could have th...