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  • Domestic shame should not be publishedTeacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even...

  • No CavitiesA smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surpr...

  • My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they a...

  • Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunc...

  • Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash t...

  • Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapo...

  • Give up your seat to a ladyLittle Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“ “You'...

  • Compare other things?比一下其他?Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compare...

  • Feel Unhappy.心里难受Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?Father: Of cause, it is.Son: Fine, now I am feeling so b...

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    2023-12-05

    The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a m...