英语笑话大全

Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if tha...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

　 Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited rem...

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate t...

“Johnny, name the fifty states,“ instructed the teacher.“I can't, teacher““Why, when I was your age I could name all the states,“ She scolded.“Yea...

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father di...

A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her ...

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic（算术） , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One ...

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow...

George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher a...