英语笑话大全

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was figh...

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would p...

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later...

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or he...

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses an...

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I wa...

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one...

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trus...

Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年？孩子：每年都是。...

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the cla...