英语笑话大全

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came A...

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her s...

Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would n...

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?Peter: Well, well....eyelids....Teacher: Wh...

A keen（敏锐的，渴望的） young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To ma...

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrive...

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's here, sir.Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?Sammy: Joh...

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up."Wow!" said her father, "That was short. Yo...

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty....

"Ten steps from the porch（门廊） and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treas...