英语笑话大全

After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was fairy godmother. “Make t...

To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles:NO BOTTLES ACCEPTED AFTER FIVE O'CLOCKO...

To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him.On...

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked th...

3-year-old Reese:"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A little boy was overheard praying:"Lo...

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly."Why are you crying?" Bob asked."I ca...

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was."The boy is only two years old,&q...

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on “The Result of Laziness“, and I turned in a blank sh...

Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on ...

The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful（愤怒的） as he read,"English, po...