英语笑话大全

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trus...

Teacher: When was Rome built?Tom: At night.Teacher: Who told you that?Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day....

"Flowers need water," said the teacher. "Water your flowers every day, or they'll die."One morning Mother saw Marry out in the...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even thoug...

A little boy bustled（喧闹，忙乱） into a grocery one day with a memorandum（便笺） in his hand.″Hello, Mr. Smith,″He said, ″I want thirteen po...

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After ...

It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it.'Hello, who's that?' she asked.'It's me--Pete...

In a country home that seldom had guests, a young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests.When the dinner wa...

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"&qu...

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the ...