Can you write in the dark?

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"

Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"

"Oh, just your name on this report card!"

一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：“您可以在黑暗中写字吗？”

爸爸回答：“应该可以。你要我写什么？”

“喔，只要在这张成绩单上签名就行了！”