英语笑话大全

Mother: What are you crying for?Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it?Tommy: M-m-my...

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,“ he objected, “I didn&#...

The teacher was vividly describing the discovery of the law of gravitation. He tried to make the children impressed with its importance.He said, "...

The kind bishop intimately asked an author's son, "Do you want to become an author like your father?""No," replied the author&...

A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Childre...

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?&q...

My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don't you feel well, Mom?" he asked with concern. "No, I don&...

A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half-year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves...

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Ha...

A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: ...