英语笑话大全

  • 孩子的观点

    2023-12-05

    A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bo...

  • The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be lef...

  • One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought ...

  • A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some ...

  • In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute...

  • John was ten years old, and he was a very lazy boy.He had to go to school of course, but he was bored there and tried to do as little work as possible...

  • Rodents had overrun a posh(时髦的) private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide pr...

  • It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.She cannot sit in her se...

  • One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teach...

  • 爸爸不高兴

    2023-12-05

    It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer y...