英语笑话大全

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those wo...

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying.""Oh, nothing, Mum," r...

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watchi...

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played w...

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom."What kin...

Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"Dad: "What ah?"Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!&...

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup（番茄酱） to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter ...

A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post...

A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a three-cent stamp and mail it.After a while his son returned. The man asked him, "Di...

When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.One day, when th...