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Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them.Mary decided to go as a pirate. After she had donned her costume, she went into th...

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Patriots f...

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick h...

The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?""No, sir," he rplied. "We don't...

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, &...

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.Grandma answered, "39 and holding."Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how...

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed ...

Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?""Ten." Jim says."The...

It's a right. John is looking at the sky.Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"John says, "I'm c...

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old.Last year her mother said to her, "You're six years old now, Mary, and...