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  • It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!". And Adam did so."Adam," spok...

  • The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and ...

  • A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George Washington."When his brother reminded him of Adam, th...

  • At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.A small child looked from the sig...

  • A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not g...

  • Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.One day I was getting ready to take him...

  • Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal ...

  • A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do y...

  • We should pray

    2023-12-05

    As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we sa...

  • Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,...