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Don't Bring Camels in the Classroom
2023-12-05Don't bring camels in the classroom.Don't bring scorpions to school.Don't bring rhinos, rats, or reindeer.Don't bring mice or moose or...
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Sailing Off to Singapore
2023-12-05I'd like to sail to Singapore,Jakarta or Rangoon,but our boat is barely movingon this windless afternoon.I'd steer my ship to Stockholm,set a ...
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My Dad's a Secret Agent
2023-12-05My dad's a secret agent.He's an undercover spy.He's the world's best detective.He's the perfect private eye.He's a Pinkerton, ...
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The One Thing I Won't Eat
2023-12-05I don't care how nice you ask methere is one thing I won't eat.I don't care how much you add to itto try to make it sweet.Not a giant pot ...
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Ancient
2023-12-05He's older than the oldest manthat anyone has ever known.He's older than the Internet;he's older than the telephone.He's older than th...
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The Elephants Bounced
2023-12-05The elephants bounced and propelled up the stairs.The hippos did somersaults over their chairs.The bison were bounding and so were the bears.It was su...
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I Only Want Ketchup
2023-12-05I only want ketchup.It's all that I like.I don't need a burger.I don't need a bike.I don't want a tuba,a truck or a train,bananas, ban...
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I am Running, Running, Running
2023-12-05I am running, running, running.I am running up the stair.But I'm never, never, never,never getting anywhere.I am running, running, running,but I...
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Everyone's from Somewhere Else
2023-12-05Phoenix came from Dallas.Dallas came from Austin.Austin came from Lowell.Lowell came from Boston.Carolina came from Georgia.Georgia's from Savanna...
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The Turkey Taquitos are Tasty Today
2023-12-05The turkey taquitos are tasty today.The pizza is perfectly fine.The burgers are better than ever before.The salads are simply divine.It's somethin...